If I were...

yes, I totally stole this from Silly little Mischief!!!

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be the afternoon.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a turtle.
If I were a direction, I’d be "turn left."
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be an oak tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a drill.
If I were a flower, I’d be a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be fog.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an orange.
If I were an element, I’d be earth.
If I were a car, I’d be SUV.
If I were a food, I’d be pizza.
If I were a place, I’d be the Gold Coast.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a scent, I’d be strawberry.
If I were an animal, I’d be a cat.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Satellite by DMB.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be flip flops.